Put on your drinkin' shoes!

BeerAdvocate.com has a list of the world's best 100 beers.  Now, as with every list of this sort, it's a subjective ranking, despite the fact that they used a statistical formula based on (what they claim to be) millions of reviews.  I claim that it's still subjective, though, based on the fact that it seems to be heavily American-biased, and Old Milwaukee doesn't show up anywhere on the list.  Also, how can Sam Adams Boston Lager (92) rank higher than Sam Adams Winter Lager (96) and Sam Adams Octoberfest (99)?  I don't care what the commercials say, Boston Lager tastes like ass and gives me a stomachache.

Regardless, it's a good and mostly delicious list.  By my own count, I can remember drinking around 60 of these (marked with red X's below), and I liked most of them.

 

How many have you consumed?  Do you have the marbles to make it through the whole list?  Does anyone read the blog anymore?

"You have so much sand in your vagina that you queefed out a pearl."

Originally, I thought these might be yeti tracks, but the foot size is too small and The Yeti has never been in the ocean.

Another gem from The Teacher.

The Smartest Man in the World?

Courtesy of your friendly neighborhood The Teacher.