Thursday, February 11, 2010

a few ponderables

i woke up this morning with all of the recent snow on my mind. i was thinking how drivers in richmond are a bunch of taint-fisters in the snow and how i'd like to "tap 'em, put 'em into the wall." but then my thoughts drifted to others on this blog and how they might be faring in the snow. so i pose you two questions of similar ilk.

1. what does frumpkin do when he is snowed in?
2. what does the scientist do when he is snowed in?

i would ask what dr. snail does, but we all know the answer to that; in a world of white, he turns to a world of green.

4 comments:

Dr. Yeti said...

I can only assume that Frumpkin shovels his driveway and then proceeds to drink Yuengling after Yuengling (each with a nip of blackberry brandy) until he's so drunk that it makes the Pirates look like a bunch of winners.

As for me, I just sat around like an ath-hole editing papers for ridiculous money, reading Under the Dome, and contemplating making beef jerky.

Frump said...

I did shovel my driveway but there was no Yuengling involved due to me having to drive in to work in the Blizzard. Kill being "Essential Personnel"!

Dr. Yeti said...

You should've given work the old double pump.

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