death to the scientist!

is anyone else out there about as pissed off as a fire hydrant is pissed on? what do i mean? i mean i'm a little bit angry that the douche of a taint scientist has kept us waiting so long for chapter 4 of his wedding story. this post here, is what you call a grassroots movement. i know some of you will be more than happy to join a "grass"roots movement... anyhow, i digress. we, the readers of dr. yeti, need to harass the scientist until he posts us another goddamn chapter in his wedding story. he needs to get off his bony, lazy ass and do something. kill, kill kill the scientist.