A Place to Play
2 weeks ago
What does that shit even mean? This guy is barely literate. Now come on, what's the deal here? Are people from the south just all retarded, or is it Republicans, all politicians...? I think if I could legally mule kick one person a week, this guy would be my target. Obama, can you make that happen?
is best known for the theory of evolution, arguing that men are not only, quote, are, are only, not, not created, but they are not equal, as more, as some are more evolved. Whereas Darwin ’s theory was used by atheists to explain away the belief in God.... Darwin
Boss: What does your t-shirt say?Yeah, it was a little awkward. The Sciencette did ask me if I wouldn't rather wear a different shirt this morning. Oh well, as soon as the weather warms up, I can impress people with my yeast t-shirt.
Scientist: 'My brain is hung like a horse.'
Scientist: It was a gift.
Boss: I don't get it.
Now I, for one, think evolution is a bunch of *bullcrap*! But I've been told I have to teach it to you anyway. It was thought up by Charles Darwin and it goes something like this... In the beginning, we were all fish. Okay? Swimming around in the water. And then one day a couple of fish had a retard baby, and the retard baby was different, so it got to live. So Retard Fish goes on to make more retard babies, and then one day, a retard baby fish crawled out of the ocean with its...mutant fish hands... and it had butt sex with a squirrel or something and made this [she points to a prehistoric mammal rodent] retard frog-sqirrel, and then *that* had a retard baby which was a... monkey-fish-frog... And then this monkey-fish-frog had butt sex with that monkey, and that monkey had a mutant retard baby that screwed another monkey... and that made you! So there you go! You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having butt sex with a fish-squirrel! Congratulations!Based on Dawrin's theory of evolution and the science supporting it, the obvious pharce presented to the students on South Park is actually more believable than anything you'll find in the Bible. That's right, because of Darwin, South Park is more educational than the Bible. Who else can claim such an impact?