this is how you know you're fat...
you're laying on the couch with that special someone and they are sort of poking at your fat rolls. you giggle a little because you're ticklish there and say, "are you poking at my fat rolls?" to which she responds, "No, i'm poking at your belly button." the unfortunate thing here is that your belly button is no less than 6 inches further west. she really is poking at your fat roll and has just mistaken that fat roll for your belly button.
that, is how you know you're fat.
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