Uhhh...

I used to watch professional wrestling all the time. I went to King of the Ring with the Teacher, I loved Wrestlemania, and I've slapped more than a few submission holds onto my sisters. But never, in all that time, did I see anything like this:Only in Japan. Crap like this could only happen in Japan. Why are they always doing the most ridiculous stuff over there, seriously? Is the whole country so hopped up on toxins from sushi fish that they've gone a little retarded? Maybe it's just a cultural thing, I don't know. I'm the Scientist, not a freakin' liberal arts hippie trying to understand people and their feelings.

Come to think of it though, I guess this won't only happen in Japan now that it's become famous on the the greatest blog in the history of the internet. I wouldn't be surprised to see this happening while walking down the street next week. In fact ladies, I hear that the Yeti might be using this as his new "finishing move" if you can smell what the Rock is cookin'.