I'm completely disappointed.

In our inaugural Dr. Yeti poll, only 57% of the 19 voters (honestly, I didn't even expect that many) wanted to kill The Yeti/Jared. I thought for sure that it was going to be a total slaughter of anti-yeti sentiment. I guess that's what I get for thinking.

Well, the next poll is up to you. What should the vast legions of Dr. Yeti's fans vote on? Leave your input in the comments section (not on Facebook, kill!), and if we decide to use your idea, you'll win an award of some sort. Maybe we'll have to have another poll to figure out what that is. I don't know.

For those of you that didn't vote last time, de-velcro your head from your taint and start clicking. I usually sympathize with non-voters. I've never voted in an election, nor will I ever, because I don't want to be part of a broken system by picking the lesser of two evils. Plus, if you never vote, you'll never get called for jury duty (the judicial system is broken too). Regardless, those are the pitfalls of the shitocracy that we live in. The blog has nothing to do with that, so don't be some kind of asshole; rock the vote next time.

Back to this Facebook thing... Facebook pisses me off. They change formats every 3 weeks, and it gets shittier every time. All I use it for is to help me remember birthdays, and I was trying to promote the blog on there. But now they automatically post my blog posts directly on Facebook like a bunch of taint-fisters, and you yardapes read those posts instead of the blogspot ones. Kill! Down with Facebook.com and up with http://dryeti.blogspot.com, uh YEAH!