day late, dollar short

so i told you how's i'm in the fat man face-off, right? well at the initial weigh-in, the big topic of discussion was the need to invent the wii-fuck. it was hilarious and the conversation surrounding the wii-fuck went on for hours. but alas, we may be too late. in reading www.wwtdd.com (i blame the scientist for directing me to this site), i came across the following: the we-vibe. now granted, it doesn't hook up to your wii, but it's all about phonetics. it's a sad day.