Let's Get to the Point: Should I Quit My Job?
3 weeks ago
Wednesday, December 10, 2008
thank you...
Scientist for carrying the load. I, the Yeti, have been busy packing on the pounds for the long winter months. I vow to post something soon...
Tuesday, December 09, 2008
Just in time for Santa's cookies and milk...
SuperFly clued me into this amazing dessert accoutrement. You will hate yourself forever if you don't click on the link.
Monday, December 08, 2008
The Pittsburgh Steelers
Why is it that the Steelers suck for 55 minutes out of each game and then turn into a bunch of child prodigies in the last 5 minutes? Much like myself, they must be retarded or something.
For starters, Ben Roethlisberger needs to donate his entire paycheck to the Steelers defense. If it wasn't for them, and I know the Yeti agrees with me, the team wouldn't even be close to having a winning record. If the offensive line doesn't just roll over and play dead, then Ben stands around like a goon waiting to get pulverized. Seriously broham, get rid of the ball. You're allowed to toss it away and avoid the sack; your coaches should have told you that.
Also, don't send Willie Parker up the middle. He's too small. He doesn't go anywhere. Get that man out on the flanks with some room to run.
And sweet crispy Christ, buy a new punter! Mitch Berger has at least...at the very least...1.5 dead legs. He's got to be gangrenous from the waist down. What's his average punt, like 22 yards? One of these days, he's going to kick that shit behind himself. Hell, just let Willie run straight at the ball and see what happens. Chances are one of his legs will hit it and boot it 35-40 yards. Mitch Berger, you suck a hard taint.
Don't get me wrong though. I hate the Cowpokes. Romo seriously looks like he's missing a chromosome or two. He looks like a romosexual chipmunk...but one that lacks its innate survival skills to gather nuts and shit for the winter. It's pretty bad when you're a shitty humanbeing and a shitty chipmunk. I guess that counts as having two skills though.
Which is one more skill than T.O. has. Terrel Owens needs to shut his mouth and retire. That old bastard (he turned 35 yesterday and his birthday present was a hardy bootload of Stiller's fury) needs to retire, have his jaw wired shut, and then be violated by a wolverine. Heck, maybe just by Wolverine (you know how those Canadians can be...).
Ok, I need to stop writing about this. I'm getting the germit.
For starters, Ben Roethlisberger needs to donate his entire paycheck to the Steelers defense. If it wasn't for them, and I know the Yeti agrees with me, the team wouldn't even be close to having a winning record. If the offensive line doesn't just roll over and play dead, then Ben stands around like a goon waiting to get pulverized. Seriously broham, get rid of the ball. You're allowed to toss it away and avoid the sack; your coaches should have told you that.
Also, don't send Willie Parker up the middle. He's too small. He doesn't go anywhere. Get that man out on the flanks with some room to run.
And sweet crispy Christ, buy a new punter! Mitch Berger has at least...at the very least...1.5 dead legs. He's got to be gangrenous from the waist down. What's his average punt, like 22 yards? One of these days, he's going to kick that shit behind himself. Hell, just let Willie run straight at the ball and see what happens. Chances are one of his legs will hit it and boot it 35-40 yards. Mitch Berger, you suck a hard taint.
Don't get me wrong though. I hate the Cowpokes. Romo seriously looks like he's missing a chromosome or two. He looks like a romosexual chipmunk...but one that lacks its innate survival skills to gather nuts and shit for the winter. It's pretty bad when you're a shitty humanbeing and a shitty chipmunk. I guess that counts as having two skills though.
Which is one more skill than T.O. has. Terrel Owens needs to shut his mouth and retire. That old bastard (he turned 35 yesterday and his birthday present was a hardy bootload of Stiller's fury) needs to retire, have his jaw wired shut, and then be violated by a wolverine. Heck, maybe just by Wolverine (you know how those Canadians can be...).
Ok, I need to stop writing about this. I'm getting the germit.
Dude, it must suck to be a caveman.
Just imagine being a caveman, and it's colder than hell outside. Seriously, look how cold it is out there now. It's gotta be below freezing. And cavemen were always dealing with glaciers and shit.
Dude, it must suck to be a caveman. Sure, they were furrier than I am, but still; they didn't have a sweet coat from Eddie Bauer like me. They would have to kill a water buffalo and wear the carcass to keep warm. And forget about the cave! Caves are cold and drafty as hell. All cavemen could do was huddle around in carcasses, eating frozen water buffalo meat and being pissed.
It took them what, like 2 million years to invent fire? The first caveman that invented fire didn't automatically become chief of the cave and carcasses because they could cook meat and kill parasites now. Hell no, everyone was happy to be warm for a change. I bet the cavechicks were just rubbing their furry boobs all over that guy.
Also, what do you think a caveman's taint was like?
Dude, it must suck to be a caveman. Sure, they were furrier than I am, but still; they didn't have a sweet coat from Eddie Bauer like me. They would have to kill a water buffalo and wear the carcass to keep warm. And forget about the cave! Caves are cold and drafty as hell. All cavemen could do was huddle around in carcasses, eating frozen water buffalo meat and being pissed.
It took them what, like 2 million years to invent fire? The first caveman that invented fire didn't automatically become chief of the cave and carcasses because they could cook meat and kill parasites now. Hell no, everyone was happy to be warm for a change. I bet the cavechicks were just rubbing their furry boobs all over that guy.
Also, what do you think a caveman's taint was like?
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