Sure, you say we have Dick's Sporting Goods and places like that, but you'll find an entire section of women's clothing in Dick's. We've got nothing.
Women have lots of places, places like Bed Bath & Beyond. BB&B pisses me off because it doesn't use proper punctuation (where are the commas people?), and it's full of crap that chicks like. If you've got the money to buy the crap, then more power to you.
I've got money; I want a man-version of BB&B. My first thought was Beer, Buttcheeks, & Beyond, but it turns out that butt cheeks is two words, and I'm not sure what kind of butt cheek products dudes would like to buy anyway. What about Beer, Bratwurst, & Beyond? I'd be all over the food court in that mofo. And what about these:
- BBQ, Bullets, & Beyond
- Beyonce, Badonkadonks, & Beyond (for the black guys)
- Beef, Blimps, & Beyond