This one is dedicated to Dr. Snail.

I got to thinking the other day, which isn't a usual occurrence as I spend most of my time in a vegetative state. Anyway, I started to wonder what it would be like if one of my toes was actually another small foot with toes of its own.


How crazy would it be if you saw a foot like that!?! And just imagine, the tiny toe-foot could have a toe-foot of its own, and so on. We could be dealing with microscopic toe-feet.

Having a foot with a foot for a toe would be a total shenanigan, I know, but it wouldn't be a raucous shenanigan. No, we'd be dealing with a quiet shenanigan, a shh-nanigan if you will, because you could just keep your freak foot in a shoe.

Come back soon to learn about my weekend adventures with dog shit.