Much like the Scientist, the Yeti loves TV. One of the things the Yeti loves about TV is On Demand. I can watch pretty much what I want, when I want. I’ve been known to watch Rome and Dexter using the On Demand feature of my cable. A side note, props to the Scientist for suggesting these shows. At first, I didn’t like Rome, but after taking in a whole season, I am now a faithful fan. Why wouldn’t I be? I have never seen so many people getting spit on. I think spitting in people’s faces will be the newest cultural revolution and let me tell you, I like it.
Aside from these totally awesome shows, I can also take in HBOs award winning documentaries. Tonight, I watched one called Friends of God. It was about evangelical Christians. You know, those amongst us that don’t believe in evolution. I must say, I got a good laugh out of this documentary. Did you know that there are Christian comedians? Well, there are and they suck! Probably the most interesting thing they documented was Christian wrestling. This has got to be the most fucked up ploy I’ve seen yet to get people to love the Lord God Almighty. It’s even more fucked up that the Jesus action figures.
I wonder what the Ultimate Warrior would think about the Christian Wrestling Federation. Do you think they will ask Mick Foley to join their wrestling league? Will Hulk Hogan be born again and give up his evil personality? Will Vince McMahon see the light? I’m guessing that Ted Haggard will have a cameo at this summers “Nailed to the Cross” Summer Wrestling spectacular. He’ll be the evil guy that had gay sex and did crystal meth, only to be converted by Jesus Freak. God bless America.
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