Could it be that my nuts/taint are so powerful that crotch of my blue jeans cannot withstand their force? Or, are my nards just to big to be contained? they need to start making wear-proof crotches for yetis.
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Thursday, November 01, 2007
An Alarming Trend
I've notice an alarming trend in the way my blue jeans wear out. it seems that for the past 10 years or so, the crotch of my jeans is always the first part to wear out. see the hole for yourself in the picture below.
Could it be that my nuts/taint are so powerful that crotch of my blue jeans cannot withstand their force? Or, are my nards just to big to be contained? they need to start making wear-proof crotches for yetis.
Could it be that my nuts/taint are so powerful that crotch of my blue jeans cannot withstand their force? Or, are my nards just to big to be contained? they need to start making wear-proof crotches for yetis.
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Is it lefty or righty that's causing the problem?
it was righty, which is odd because lefty is slightly larger and hangs a little lower. i guess you could say it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but rather the size of the fight in the dog.
I knew he was manly...
It's a total frame job. Lefty is using his superior size and reach to make it look like righty is causing all of the trouble. Chances are, he's hoping you'll get pissed and have righty removed so that all the taint space is his and his alone.
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