Sunday, October 14, 2007

I told you Pepsi kicks Coke's ass.

Pepsi, Coke Rivalry Becomes Physical
Friday, October 12, 2007 9:46 PM EDT
The Associated Press

INDIANA, Pa. (AP) — The long-standing rivalry between Coke and Pepsi took a physical turn Friday when a Pepsi deliveryman allegedly punched his Coke counterpart in the face at a western Pennsylvania Wal-Mart, state police said.

The two deliverymen were "apparently bickering back and forth" while unloading their wares at the Indiana County store, police said. When the Coke deliveryman left the store, his counterpart allegedly punched him in the face three times, breaking his nose and giving him a black eye, police said.

No charges have been filed, but police characterized the incident as a misdemeanor simple assault.

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

pepsi sucks balls. the end.

Dr. Yeti said...

KILL!

Dr. Yeti said...

Coke tastes like ram's piss.

Dr. Snail said...

How would you know what ram's piss tastes like?

Dr. Snail said...

If Pepsi was so badass, they would have bought the Coca-Cola formula when that crazy bitch brought it to them instead of giving it back to Coke. That's no way to run an evil empire.

Dr. Yeti said...

Why would Pepsi want the recipe for ram's piss?

And I know what ram's piss tastes like because I drank it as part of my training regimen for a secret international beer festival.

Dr. snail said...

The vikings used to feed shrooms to sheep and drink thier urine to bypass the vomiting the shrooms induced. The particular shrooms they ate turned off the 'fear center' in the brain.

Dr. Yeti said...

I should try that. I could go berserk then and F up some science nerds.

dr. snail said...

Watch out. I hear nerds like to throw microscopes.

Dr. Yeti said...

Don't worry, I'll wear my safety goggles.