Eurotrash part deux

I'd like to continue your European education with some additional fine photography by the infamous and incredulous Goiter:
I'm not sure if this guy is a Spartan (Goitie's opinion) or a Roman, but either way, there's some kind of beautiful anachronism happening here.

European food isn't all great. This squirrely fish was apparently barely edible. According to the Goit, it's from the Amalfi Coast of Italy, looked to her like a pork chop, and "tasted like garbage."

Signs in the middle of the street in Venice don't beat around the bush (at least they said please).