Happy 4/20 stoners! How was your breakfast bong? Hopefully good enough that you crave 100 breakfast burritos right now. Did you wake up at 4:20 AM, hit the hookah, and then mellow out of Dark Side of Oz? Oh that's right, hippies are too sleepy for that kind of nonsense.
My sister's old roommate, Loomis, is probably halfway through a tray of special brownies right now. She grows her own sticky-icky, so if you're in the market for a bulk order, look her up. She'll be the one stoned out of her gourd, playing on the swings, and getting distracted by shiny objects. I heard she stuffs her Thanksgiving turkey with the hashish.
If Bob Krause knew today was 4/20, I'm sure he'd join in on the celebrations. He'd pack his corncob pipe full of purple sticky punch and spark it for everyone's enjoyment. For all I know, he and Cliff are passing the Power Pipper right now.
But seriously Dr. Yeti fans, don't just limit yourself to marijuana. Smoking's bad for your lungs. Why not branch out into something else? Try some shrooms; they don't stay in your system forever like LSD does. If you've got an iron stomach, dose yourself with a taint-load of nutmeg; you'll be riptarded well into the weekend. I hear prescription meds and beer is a fun time too.
Whatever kind of adventure you have, be sure to share your story with us. Who knows, it could be our next famous post.
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