You make me sick.

As of this posting, no one has commented on the Johnny Cash or Chuck Norris birthday posts. What the hell is wrong with the millions and millions of Dr. Yeti's fans?

I can see why Johnny might be ignored. I mean, the guy's dead, so it's not like he can blow out the candles on his cake or anything. But Chuck Norris? Chuck Norris's tears cure cancer! Until no one commented on his birthday post, he'd never cried. When we told him about it though, he shed a single tear, went to the cancer ward at the nearest hospital, and then roundhouse kicked the teardrop into the sun. The Norris juice mixed with the plasma in the sun and created a super-fusion reaction resulting in the sun's x-ray output increasing 10-fold. Everyone outside at that moment was instantly given skin cancer.

See what you guys did. You couldn't take time out of your busy lives to wish Chuck a happy birthday, and now millions of people have cancer because of you.

Oh, and Jared's pissed too.