NEW YORK (AP) — A planned Holy Week exhibition of a nude, anatomically correct chocolate sculpture of Jesus Christ was canceled Friday amid a choir of complaining Catholics that included Cardinal Edward Egan.And the best part is that the display was going to be called "My Sweet Lord." I shit you not. Read it here if you don't believe me.
Why do Catholics bitch and moan so much? Get over it d-bags. You worship a carpenter that's been dead for 2000 years. And Tom Hanks proved that Jesus had sex in a movie too.
I blame these art show taint-fisters too though. They knew what they were getting into when they hired the sculptor:
Cavallaro is best known for his quirky work with food as art: Past efforts include repainting a Manhattan hotel room in melted mozzarella, spraying five tons of pepper jack cheese on a Wyoming home, and festooning a four-poster bed with 312 pounds of processed ham.Ham sucks. Just eat bacon.