Shannon Brown - born to be a badass

Last weekend, The Yeti and The Scientist headed northwest and southeast, respectively, to meet up squaw in Greencastle, PA. What was the cause of this blogger migration? It was no less than the Harley-Davidson themed birthday party for our former roommate Shannon "Shan-Diesel" Brown, aka the Frumpkin.Being men, we had no idea what kind of present to buy, so we decided to get a bunch of random stuff (mostly from Walmart because Brownie works at Target). And what could have been a major shenanigan turned out to be a pretty decent gift. Much like Jesus got gold, frankincense, and myrrh from three wise men, Shannon Brown received a giant Slim Jim, a camp hammock, a Dr. Snail-approved summer sleeping bag, fire starters, and an 18 inch machete from two dumbasses.

Taking our tard-cue, Shannon proceeded to cut his cake with the machete:Surprisingly, no one died or lost any limbs. Unsurprisingly, the evening quickly degenerated into a homoerotic food-fest:Not pictured, but never forgotten, is fishing legend Kris Brown. He was mightily dry-humped when he called his girlfriend. That'll learn him!