Thanks for the email.

Is this the best email ever? Yes, yes it is.

From: Zhuravel Moritz
To: The Scientist

"Yo man

Don't tell me why your schlong is so small,
I will better help you to make it really Bigger!

Why bigger? Because over 88% of all women need a longer
one-eyed monster to satisfy their desire!

Go there and get your solution: http://ginomen.com "

Women, are you all really interested in these one-eyed monsters? Wasn't there one of those in Monsters Inc?