Kill you Jared.
Ladies and gentlemen, let it be known that Jared has a 4 day weekend. Like many, he has today off for Martin Luther King day, but unlike much of the country, he also had Friday off. What was Friday?
Apparently, Virginia (aka: the dirty south) celebrates something known as Lee-Jackson day. If I'm not mistaken, this is a multicultural festival celebrating Asians (Bruce Lee) and celebrity/entertainer African Americans (the Jackson 5). One can only assume that there are one inch punch demonstrations, singing, and dancing in the town squares.
Do I have today off? Not really, the boss still assumed I'd come in. The rest of the lab is here too. We hate federal holidays; they're totally gay.
And not to be a dick or anything, but I heard that MLK plagiarized a large part of his doctoral thesis. Anybody know if that's true or not? I had a chemistry professor that frickin' hated the guy, and I think he brought that up once (I'd heard it several times before), but he's not necessarily the greatest source of information. I wouldn't really give a shit other than the fact that I'll have to write a thesis some day. If I can't plagiarize, then neither should he.
And one last question for the millions and millions of Dr. Yeti's fans to ponder: what stance do you think MLK would've made in the debate of creationism vs. evolution?
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Even though the university is off, me and my lab members are here working as well. Although no other labs have people here.
-Dr. Snail
As I'm sure Dr. Snail could tell you, it's hard to be this badass while you're surrounded by slackers (or the lack thereof today).
i do think i remember there some mention in his biography that there was some speculation as to whether or not he plagiarized. what i definitely remember is that he had an extramarital affair. apparently the good doctor liked the ladies.
matt and dave, you guys are starting to sound like rakar with this bitching about having to work.
"Kick you in the fucking throat."
"Day Tripper"....*followed by heavy breathing*
Ahahahahahahahaahha!
J: "Galen, why am I so fat?"
G: "I don't know John, maybe it's genetic.
J: "No, it's because I eat too much..."
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