I've needed a haircut for a month and a half (at least). I mean, I've needed one bad. My hair grows so fast that it's retarded. It looked like I had roadkill on my head for x-mas. I've got to give Julia credit for even staying with me through this trying ordeal.
I made one attempt to get the hair trimmed before New Years, but Super Cuts was packed full of people. I took one look in the window, gave some geek the stink eye, and high tailed it to Giant Eagle instead. Yesterday, it was much the same, but I called and got an appointment tonight.
Usually, some old foreign lady cuts my hair there. She doesn't understand a word I say, and I just smile and nod whenever she babbles anything. Oh yeah, and she tries to wipe off or cut my devil eyebrow every time. Kill!
Anyway, things were different tonight. Yep, instead of the foreign lady, I got the old gay dude. He touched me a lot, whispered, "Close your eyes," into my ear when he was going to blow the trimmings off of me, told me a story about a thieving whore, and gave me ONE HELL OF A HAIRCUT! Those gay dudes really know what they're doing; my head doesn't look like an ass anymore.
I feel great. It's like I'm a new man whose brain can breathe. I feel like Seacrest did when Dick Clark fudged up the New Years Eve countdown and he realized the the job was his now...except my haircut's better.
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I too once got a haircut by a gay man. It was indeed the best haircut I ever recieved.
--Dr. Snail
does david medlin need to tell us a story about the gay barber in monroe, la???
Yes, yes he does.
Ok, ok. So to make it short...I was leaving out of town and needed a trim in the worst way. So I knew of this place(the Hair Port or some shit) and it just happens to be super close to my house. So I go in and they are packed with old women and no less than 1,000 hair dryers and at least 50,000,000 green curlers(why are they always green?). Anywho, I asked how long it would take for a trim and they said a hour or so...well this one guy chimed up in the back and said that he could "work me in"...I should have ran when I had the chance. So I go and get my hair did and right at the end of my cut he starts talking about how he is gay and how he like to see guys masturbate................I knew it was coming I just did'nt know how I was going to react. I was in the middle of a trim and was leaving town in an hour or so...I had to have my hair cut...so I sat while he told me what turned him on and that if I ever got short of money, he would pay me a few hundred bucks to jack off in front of him...Needless to say I let him finish my hair and I was out of there. I've never been in that bad of a bind where I need money that bad but I have recommended a few friends..haha
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