Spam is also unwanted email. That kind of spam pisses me off. It pisses me off hard. Everyday, I wake up to find a shit storm of spam in my inbox. It’s not too bad with my Pitt account, but it gets worse every day. I’ve completely stopped using my
The spam seems to be cyclical too. For a while, people will want me to refinance things, then they’ll offer me a miracle way to increase the length of my penis. Lately, they’ve moved from length to girth (wow, 20% girthier!), and most recently they’ve abandoned the actual penis altogether but promised to increase the volume of my ejaculate by up to 500%. I’m hung like a two liter bottle, so I guess I should splooge that much, right?
Wow. Is there a program that randomly assigns names to these things, or did someone actually think that this was a good way to get me interested in getting healthy?