Built Ford Tough

Today, I met Dr. Doolittle.  

I shit you not.  This guy’s name is Ford Doolittle, and he’s got a PhD.  If I had that name, I probably would’ve grown up to be a car salesman instead of a doctor, but that’s just me.  

Anyway, I had breakfast and lunch with the guy.  He’s sociable, a generally nice dude, and he gave a good talk.  I found out that he’s a member of the National Academy of Sciences too.  This confuses me because he works in Nova Scotia…but I guess he’s an American so it’s ok.

It’s like (not really, but it’s the best segway I have and I like the American spelling of segway, not that French shit) how Puerto Rico has an Olympic team.  Don’t we own them?  How can they have an Olympic team?  It’s fucking retarded.  I also think that if you’re a foreigner going to school in America or playing professional sports in America, you should have to play for us in the Olympics.