My mom loves Dr. Snail. She used to call me in college just to hear him being drunk and loud in the background. She also sends me a dollar in a card on my birthday. Here's a picture of her from the one time she tried to straighten her naturally curly hair: I don't think it worked so well. I guess that's what she gets for child abusing me all the time.
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