randomness

• i now have a job.
• i work for the commonwealth of virginia.
• i have my own cubicle.
• it has no windows.
• the air is heavy in the office.
• the lighting is harsh.
• i park in a parking garage.
• the men's bathroom always smells like someone just took a huge shit.
• i have to scan a security card to get through the doors.
• i usually go to a local coffee shop in the morning.
• one day, a bum on the street with a turquoise colored scalp called me a "white n***** with a fake beard". it made me laugh.
• i usually pee twice a day while at work.
• my chair isn't very comfortable.
• the sound card on my computer doesn't work.
• dane and matt send me email.
• people in richmond do not know how to drive.
• one morning, i waited for 5 minutes while some lady parked her vw bug. how she was unable to back it into the spot on the first try is beyond me.
• i have to wear a shirt and tie everyday.
• i have some j. garcia ties. i pretty much love them.
• sometimes, when i'm driving places, i see a retarded kid on a bike. sometimes he pushes the bike in front of traffic. he's always wearing black pants.
• i think someone pissed in the stairs of the parking garage today.
• i'm done writing.