I noticed today that the blog was seeing some increased traffic. “Where, oh where did it all come from?” you might ask. Well, I checked out our visitors based on referring URLs and searches, and I noticed something weird. Many of today’s hits came from people searching for “yeti lobster” on MSN. It’s weird enough that I would never search for the phrase “yeti lobster” myself, but the thing that gets me is that people from all over North America were looking for information on the same thing. People from British Columbia, southern California, and Illinois all needed to know about yeti lobsters. You know what that means? Yeti lobster is going to be the next big thing. This is going to be the next Sloganizer, the next viral video, the next Numa Numa Dance. If you want to make a million dollars, invest heavily in yeti lobster stock. Go!
Also, not only did these people find the Dr. Yeti blog on the search engine, but we’re the number 1 hit. We’re also tops if you search for “yeti jeans” or “yeti toss” via the MSN portal. It’s good to be the king.
Ok, a new episode of The OC is coming on. I have to go and be a little girl now.
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i know the mystery of the yeti lobster. check out the link.
http://www.cnn.com/2006/TECH/science/03/08/furry.lobster.ap/index.html
Excellent work my mountain-dwelling friend.
Those stupid french systematists. Describing a new family of hairy lobster with no molecular work. Who the hell do they think they are? Linnaeus?
Dr. Snail
I think we should open a restaurant and name it Yeti Lobster. And there we would serve everything flambet (Okay we all know I can't spell in English let alone French). We would serve the french fries on fire, and Chef Yeti (aka Chef Griz) would deliver the food in a fire suit. He would be on fire. The fuckin restaura nt would only be open for one night actually, because the place would burn down. But it would be fun to see Jared wearing a Chef hat and Bochman lighting his hands on fire in a deranged state of fire-crazed madness.
Or maybe that's just me.
Once, I did accidentally light my hand on fire in lab. I tried to play it off and just kept talking to my boss, but I'm pretty sure he watched the flames eventually die out on my hand.
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