The incestuous twins – The incestuous twins were a couple that looked like they were brother and sister…but that’s not even quite right. Perhaps incest isn’t the right word because they really looked like male and female versions of the same person. The girl was shorter with lighter hair, but they had they exact same face. Chances are, it was a cloning experiment gone horribly wrong.
Sock full of nickels – Oh sweet Jesus. Sock full of nickels girl was a volleyball player. She was an ugly volleyball player. It looked like she took a shotgun blast to the face, had her head lit on fire, and had the flames beaten out with a sock full of nickels. That’s all I have to say about that.